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Eye Cream

The random thought in my head for today is about eye cream.   I'm not a doctor, clinician or whatnot, but I do use face cream and no eye cream.  Seriously, I do not get the point of a separate eye cream.  I use Oil of Olay and other face creams twice a day after washing with a washcloth.   I smear them all over my face including around my eyes.   No, I do not get the cream in my eyes, because my eyes are closed.   No, I do not have crow's feet or whatnot.   If someone could help me out to let me know the point of spending A LOT of extra money for eye cream, I'm down.   I'll try it out.  Frankly, I did try one.  It did nothing different than what I have already had.

However, with all that being said, I can see the point of covering up dark circles.   Those have to go.  Totally have to go.   And also, what about those puffy circles under the eye?   I know.  I'm waiting for someone out there to say, "Hey, that's what the eye cream is for."   Really?  Because believe it or not that puffiness under the eye can be fat.   Yes, fat.   My girlfriend had her puffy bags removed.   I had no idea that they could be removed.   They can.

Before I stop giving away my beauty secrets, I have one more.   Pond's cold cream with the green top.  Don't get the blue for cleansing.   It's the green top you  need.   That's actually all you need.   Just Pond's and a warm washcloth.   The washcloth is great.  It cleans and exfoliates all at the same time.

So, as another day closes on us all, we can all smear on the face cream on our face, around our nose and not to forget the eyes.  It's gonna save us all money.   With all that money, we can smile.   Because unlike the unsmiling lady, I smile.  And when you smile, it makes people happy.

:)

Comments

Notarobot said…
Your smile always makes me happy. Always. Keep up the regimen. It's working, girl! :-)
YOWBABY said…
That's what the point of this blog is all about. To keep the smile a robot's face. Which, in and of itself, is an oxymoron considering I didn't know a robot could smile. LOVE IT!!!

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